G's Posterous

WARNING/DISCLAIMER: This post is in no way interesting/funny/entertaining/informative or in any other way a redeemable, useful blog post.  It is quite simply the sad whinings of a man who made a stupid, expensive mistake.  Enjoy!

...when your beloved, expensive-ass SmartPhone slowly crumbles into pieces in front of your own eyes, due to a combo of bad luck + your own blatant idiocy.

Here's how this utter tragedy transpired:

I was driving home from work and took a turn into my development a little sharply.  My phone, which was sitting happily in it's usual resting place on the center console, popped off and slid between the driver's seat and the center console.  To make a short story long, I couldn't reach the damn thing with my hand, so my genius mind decided try to move the electronic seat forward for a better angle.  As I did this, I heard a spine-tingling *crkkkrkrkkekekCRUNCH!*, as the powerful electric motor pulverized my phone into the metal rails of the seat track.

Now I have drop a few Benjamins$ to replace my sole form of communication/connection to the outside digital world.  I'm so awesome!

***(END OF SAD, PATHETIC INTERNET WHINING)***